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Baby Boomers Are Best Because 2010 Box Calendar PB38G03
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Because skateboarding wasn't an Extreme Sport that required Extreme Protection. Because Mouseketeers are named Annette, Cubby, and Tommy, not Britney, Christina, and Justin. Because after school you were a Lassie kid not a latchkey kid. To any baby boomer in the United States today, these are just some of the best things about being a baby boomer. The Baby Boomers Are Best Because... 2010 Desk Calendar honors that unique generation with lighthearted, humorous entries about why being a boomer is so great. It also features quotes from famous boomers such as Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton, Michael Jordan, Cher, Jimmy Buffet, and Oprah Winfrey. It's a nostalgic walk down memory lane.
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Cul de Sac 2010 Box Calendar PB36E03
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Cul de Sac is a comic strip that centers on a four-year-old girl named Alice Otterloop and her life experiences in her neighborhood with her friends Beni and Dill, older brother Petey, her mom Madeline, her dad Peter, and her teacher and classmates at Blisshaven Academy. Follow Alice's adventures and mishaps with the Cul De Sac 2010 Desk Calendar?suburbia has never been funnier.
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Dilbert 2010 Box Calendar PB34C04
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Give Dilbert his due. He has managed to keep his sanity while being surrounded by a cast of characters that would make anyone else bolt for the nearest unemployment line. Wally is the office Houdini when it comes to escaping work, Alice regularly unleashes her Fist of Death, and their boss is a walking buzzword emitter.
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Non Sequitur 2010 Box Calendar PB34G02
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Politics, religion, and anything else your mother told you never to discuss over dinner is prime material for Non Sequitur. Both popular and well respected, Wiley Miller's satirical, smart, and sometimes silly take on the world around us takes what people are talking about and gives them something to think about. Featuring a different Non Sequitur panel each day, the Non Sequitur 2010 Desk Calendar hits the spot for Non Sequitur fans or anyone else looking for an intelligent, funny, yet slightly twisted laugh each day.
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Nurses 2010 Box Calendar PB33G01
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Chaotic emergency rooms. Smug doctors. Twelve-hour shifts. It's all in a day's work for nurses. The nurse professionals who have been in the trenches—whether at a hospital, medical office, or nursing home—will appreciate and understand this day-to-day calendar. Each entry includes a true tale, anecdote, or witty quote that every nurse will read, recognize, and enjoy.
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Office 2010 Box Calendar PB33C01
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Coworkers constantly chatting around your cubicle, printers always needing repair, coffee pots always empty—is there anything positive about working in an office? You bet. The Office: Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes 2010 Sticky Notes Desk Calendar is filled with enough silly quotes, office terminology, laughable jokes, and the best office excuses to help make each day spent in an office a little more tolerable. Plus, each page is a sticky note, so stick up the pages you like or use them to jot down notes and share them with friends and coworkers.
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You Might Be a Redneck If 2010 Box Calendar PB34C01
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Jeff Foxworthy is one of the most respected and successful comedians in the country. A true jack-of-all-trades, he has found significant success in television, film, recorded comedy, and literature. He is the host of the popular TV game show Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?, a best-selling author of more than twenty-six books, and a Grammy Award nominee. Each page of the Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A Redneck If... 2010 Desk Calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.
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You Might Be a Redneck If 2010 Wall Calendar PD25E02
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Jeff Foxworthy is an expert on "redneck." He defines it as "a glorious absence of sophistication." And he has a seemingly endless supply of jokes that proves that definition again and again. Back for another year, this wall calendar features one of David Boyd's illustrations accompanied by a redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.
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Grandmas Dead 2010 Box Calendar PB34I01
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Need a way to break some unpleasant news? No matter the circumstance, an adorable photo of a baby animal will soften the blow of even the most devastating confession. The Grandma's Dead 2010 Postcard Desk Calendar, based on the hysterical book by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, says all that needs to be said in 53 hate-to-be-the-one-to-tell-you-this situations using the cuddly cuteness of a puppy in a posy patch or a bunny in a basket. Each ready-to-mail postcard makes dropping a downer a snap and getting blindsided a breeze. Come on, lighten up. They're the sweetest baby animals ever!
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Stupidest Things Ever Said 2010 Box Calendar PB33E02
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Oh, the stupidity! The #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar is back with more hilarious celebrity gaffes, bureaucratic idiocy, malapropisms, and d'oh! moments. Outrageous excuses for not serving in Vietnam: "So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself" (former congressman Tom DeLay). Plus strange headlines, badly thought-out business names (Titanic Tours & Travel), and entertainers who just don't get it: "I want an autobiography without revealing any personal information whatsoever" (Diana Ross to her editor).
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